For those of you still in need of suggestions and to keep them from panicking and making bad decisions, here are a few items sure to leave indelible memories in the minds of the receivers:

The Daddle - a saddle for dads!
The Rocket Fishing Rod - it's both a rocket launcher and a fishing rod!
Deep Flight - fly a plane... in the middle of the ocean!

Remember, desperation comes with a hefty price tag, but unforgiveness can never be repaid...